Endorphin.es Evil Pet

EVIL PET is a wild and wonderful instrument that refuses to be just one thing. It can be a polyphonic synthesizer, a granular effect processor, a radio FM tuner, a reel-to-reel recorder, and much more.

At its heart, EVIL PET transforms incoming audio into tiny grains—then reshapes, stretches, reverses, or layers them to create entirely new sounds and textures. Whether you’re after dreamy atmospheres, glitchy fragments, or swirling soundscapes, it invites endless experimentation and discovery.

Feed it sound from your instrument, voice, synth, drums, FM radio, built-in microphone, or microSD card, and watch it turn the ordinary into the extraordinary. Grains can be triggered by the mechanical PLAY key or performed 8-voice polyphonically via MIDI or MPE keyboard—perfect for expressive, real-time performance.

Features

• Polyphonic Synthesizer / Granular Effect Processor

• Hands-on control over all granular parameters

• Built-in Saturator with multiple types

• Selectable Filter and 16 Reverbs

• LFO with various waveforms

• Built-in Microphone for direct recording

• FM Radio for instant sampling inspiration

• Reel-to-Reel Recorder Mode

• microSD Card Slot for sample playback

• Mechanical Keys & 2.42" Monochrome OLED Screen

• PSU included

Connections

• Stereo Inputs and Outputs (¼" TS unbalanced)

• 5-DIN MIDI Input & Output

• Expression Pedal Input

• 3.5mm Headphones Output

• 9V Power Supply

EVIL PET is more than just a synth or an effect—it’s a playground for sound designers, experimentalists, and musicians who love to push boundaries.